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Dumb & Stupid
You've blundered onto my clandestine page. I'm sorry.
I have always travelled for business and pleasure, and I tried to include my family however possible. When my son went to college, one way was a series of postcards that I called "Dumb Places I Go, Stupid Things I See." I gave my own twist on whatever local color I uncovered. Eventually, I'll get them all scanned and posted. The text is reproduced in case you can't read my scrawl.
This selection raises the question, if the Common Loon can walk on water, what must the Uncommon Loon be able to do? I mean, it took humankind's greatest religious figure to do this. W'ere talking about a feat! A true feet feat. The Uncommon Loon must be able to not only part the Red Sea, but to mousse and spike it as well.
Kennedy has a space flight center, Johnson got a library, Ford and Lincoln each got cars, Washington and Cleveland both got cities, Monroe got a Doctrine, Hoover a vacuum, Adams an apple, Garfield a cat, Carter a pill, and Nixon didn't go to jail. Polk gets a cow and a shack. Doesn't anyone remember and respect Manifest Destiny?
When the toilet backed up, Cecil and the girls knew they had overdone the "Pigs-In-A-Blanket" the night before.
Roughly translated, "Heinanuhan aikaan ...." means "I think I found the needle. Oops, sorry."